Room For Dead Buddhas
Saturday, July 28th, 2007True story.
My wife and I are in the Albright-Knox Art Gallery in Buffalo, N.Y. Wonderful gallery. I’m standing less than a yard away from a Van Gogh, thinking, “He touched that. Those brush strokes, those frosting peaks in the paint, he put them there.” Wonderful moment.
There’s so few of us in the hall, and those parts of the walls and ceiling and floor not hung with or resting beneath art are so broad and smooth, a church fart would echo. So my wife and I are hearing this conversation between the museum staffers for some time, a good ten minutes.

When I was younger, I hated to be wrong.
This is because when I was a lad, I was a dweeby little nerd and got the shit kicked out of me fairly regularly.